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Humanity’s most profound debates require your shining geniosity to settle ONCE AND FOR ALL.
The Settledrome is your Death-Star trash compactor. Here, the Empirical questions dividing the Snivvians are resolved with a blaster shot down that hot little shaft.Here, YOU provide the Match-Ups. YOU decide the winners.Will YOU prove yourself a shining genius? Or just another lame gopnik?
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We'll tell you why.
The iconic genius Dr. Quint Fiend spent three decades settling questions that polyester minds were content to debate in cat cafés, alleyways and Amish barns.Trained at Rio de Janeiro’s esteemed Tocchet Statistical Institute, Dr. Fiend later gifted his genius to Global Verdict Labs.As Chief Debate Officer, he definitively resolved disputations ranging from Jack and Rose’s floating-door problem to pinpointing the proper number of unarmed humans required to defeat a silverback gorilla.There were many triumphs.But there was also MySpace.Through it all, answers arrived.Facts jived.Bees hived.But now, Dr. Fiend needs YOU...
In the darkest moment of an already ecliptically-dark July 2026, Global Verdict Labs made the statistically improbable decision to fire Dr. Fiend for “undisclosed causes.”Their loss.Humanity’s gain.Dr. Fiend did a little dance. Made a little love. Then immediately created "The Settledrome" to take trivial research... well, research into trivia... to places timid corporations staffed by lame gopniks would not dare.The Settledrome is where you, the unwashed sapiens, supply the Match-Ups.More importantly, YOU decide the winners.And, just like that, Carrie and the gang ensure the greatest debates of all time are finally settled.A hot new situationship with the world begins to smolder.And (in a legally noncompeting sense), together we reign cowboy-style over the lame gopniks at Global Verdict Labs and pretty much everything they ever pants-dreamed of accomplishing.
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The Team
Our Founder
Our CEO
Our Senior Scientist
Our Chief Fun Officer
Some organizations require hundreds of employees, endless meetings, and a "Vice President of Synergy" to accomplish absolutely nothing.Thankfully, The Settledrome has Dr. Quint Fiend.Following his suss departure from Global Verdict Labs, Dr. Fiend assembled the finest team available to continue his life’s work: identifying humanity’s ultimate debates and placing the final verdict where it belongs—in YOUR hands.____________________________Founder — Dr. Quint Fiend
Visionary. Leader. Fountain of astonishing ideas.CEO — Dr. Quint Fiend
Vortex of strategic direction, executive brilliance, and approver of 100% of the Founder’s ideas.Senior Scientist — Dr. Quint Fiend
Match-Up pimp. Examiner of the evidence. Occasional acknowledger of that evidence.Chief Fun Officer — Dr. Quint Fiend
The Rick Beato of creating titillating swordfights over rigorous, consequential, and sufficiently-sticky-to-monetize debates.
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Contact Us
Questions? Breathless admiration? A profound showdown idea humanity has inexplicably failed to settle?Dr. Fiend possesses multitudinous gifts, yet omniscience is not among them. So submit your comments and Match-Up ideas below.Naturally, all pathetic runt suggestions will be euthanized. However, the finest specimens will be selected for research.We'll introduce YOUR brilliant match-up video to the world featuring your elegant FIRST NAME and stunning LAST INITIAL.Plus, if you're a total attention whore, we'll include the name of your village. So drop some alphabetics right here...
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Videos
Watch Dr. Quint Fiend conjure YOUR match-up ideas right here. Watch. Choose. Defend your questionable judgment.The verdict belongs to you.
